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Mom, take me to the mall.

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What? I want to go to the mall.

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I need to buy some stuff.

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Mom, come on.

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Do something.

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I'm bored.

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Look, I'm not your personal Uber driver,
alright?

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Okay.

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You could buy stuff too. Just buy stuff
you want at the mall.

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We haven't been there in a long time.

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I don't need to go shopping.

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Make some food.

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We don't have any food. You ate it all.

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Buy some more food.

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You're messed up, Mom. You have to take
care of me. You have to do stuff for me.

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It's the law.

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You're a big boy. You can take care of
yourself.

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Mom, I'm bored.

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I see that.

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Why don't you go hang out with some of
your friends or something?

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I don't have any friends.

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I do, but they're all boring. They're
not doing anything cool.

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You think I am?

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Well, I'm going to force you.

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Yeah, but I can make you do stuff, I
think.

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You have to hang out with me.

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Things are bad.

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Let's do something.

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What?

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If you don't hang out with me, I'm going
to get into trouble. I'm going to start

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doing drugs or something.

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You're sitting right next to me. I know,
but I could... Yeah, but this is

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boring. Let's do something.

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What? I don't know. I'm going to think
of something.

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Oh, my God.

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Is there really no food? Don't you have
some video games or something you can

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play?

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No, I beat all of them.

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But when we go to the mall, you can buy
me some new ones.

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Oh, my God.

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That would be fun.

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Mm -hmm.

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And you can buy us food.

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Why don't you get a job and buy your own
food?

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I don't want a job.

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I mean, I will maybe soon.

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I'm looking still.

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Yeah? But there's no good jobs.

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Okay,

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I'll leave you alone. What do you want
to do, Alex?

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What do you want to do? Nothing.

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I'll leave you alone.

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He's supposed to stare at me.

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Yeah.

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You don't want to go out?

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Does it look like I'm ready to go out?
I'm in my pajamas.

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I'm in my bed at home. I'm comfortable.

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The only problem is there's just this
thing that's annoying me.

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Truth or dare?

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Mom, truth or dare?

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You know what that is, right?

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Yeah, it's a game you play with your
friends at school or at a party or

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something. Not that you play with your
mom.

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It's fun though. I played with this girl
last week at this party.

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It's cool.

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Yeah, but you're like my best friend.

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Mom, you gotta play it. I already said
the thing. I said truth or dare.

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You have to pick one.

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Come on, please.

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Truth.

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Okay.

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What size are your boobs?

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Alex.

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What?

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It's right there.

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Sorry, I'm sorry. That's just like the
first thing I thought of. I'm sorry.

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That's how you're supposed to play.
You're supposed to like do whatever the

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first thing you think of is.

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The first thing you thought of was my
foot.

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I don't know. They're like poking out.

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A 30 -60.

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Okay, that's pretty big.

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Truth or dare?

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I got a good one.

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I dare you to do the laundry.

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I already did it.

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I did. I swear to God I did.

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I'm a good flip phone. I'm probably the
best in the whole world.

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To be honest.

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Really? Yes.

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Okay.

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Truth or dare?

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I'm afraid.

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I don't want to play this game.

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We're already playing it, Mom. Come on.

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It's done.

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It's fun. It's better than just...

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Not doing anything.

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There.

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I... I dare you to...

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Take the covers off

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Better

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doing take more falling on Okay,

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you have to say now

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Yeah, we just started playing it.

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All

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right,

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so which is it? Do you want to say it?
Truth or dare?

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Truth. How many girls have you slept
with?

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That's an inappropriate question. Oh!

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You have to play. We're already playing.

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Five.

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That's more than I thought.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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You don't think girls like me?

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I'm super cool.

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Okay, truth or dare?

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i dare you to show me your show me your
a

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nipple it's true there i

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don't even have a shirt off you i'm on
you can see my nipples all the time mom

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it's not a big deal

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I can't even see it.

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Okay,

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fine.

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You saw it? Yeah.

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It's nice.

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What? It's nice.

128
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It's nice? I'm just curious what it
looked like, that's all.

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Truth or dare?

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Have you ever had sex in this house
while I'm home?

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I'm sorry I asked that one.

132
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Ew, Alec. I didn't do it in your bed or
anything, Mom.

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You're not supposed to do that when your
parents are home.

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I didn't make... Well, you didn't even
know. If you didn't find out, it doesn't

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count. It's not even bad.

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Truth or dare?

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Do you like having sex with dad?

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That's not the topic we should be
discussing.

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It's just for the day. I'm just curious.

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It's inappropriate.

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Why?

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It's just a question, Mom.

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Not always.

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Okay, you guys.

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We gotta go. Come on.

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Can't we be done with this?

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No.

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You're having fun.

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I'm not. I'm bored. You are.

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Say it.

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I'm bored here.

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I

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dare

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you to take your shorts off.

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00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,720
I'm wearing the underwear, Mom.

156
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,140
You're the one that wanted to play this
game.

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Okay, you lose.

158
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,380
It's fine.

159
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
No, I won't do it.

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I'll do it right now.

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00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,720
Fine, I'll do it. All right.

162
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,200
Come on. Okay.

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No underwear, huh?

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Whoa, okay.

165
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Sorry. I did it. I didn't lose.

166
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Nope. You didn't lose.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,600
There's that.

170
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,420
You dare me to do it.

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00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,619
I did.

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This is your game. This is all your
fault, you know. No, you still did plan

173
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Okay, yeah, okay. It was my idea.

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I don't even know what to say about
that.

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It did happen sometimes.

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I can't help it.

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00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:39,080
Well, you're playing truth or dare with
your stepmother.

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Ask to see her nipple.

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I had nothing to even do with that,
probably.

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No? No.

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I just get boner sometimes.

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It happens all the time.

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I think this game is over.

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I think we need to go on about our day
and you need to go out of

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the room now.

186
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,100
No, we're still playing.

187
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need to stop this game. Why? I don't
think your father would think too kindly

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me looking at your erection.

189
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Oh, who cares?

190
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He's never home anyway, so who cares?

191
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I mean, we're already playing it.

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To the day

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Shit

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If

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you

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and dad weren't married

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would you think that I was, like...

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I'll just answer the question.

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That's nice.

200
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It is?

201
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Yes.

202
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Okay, you got it. All right.

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Say it, say it.

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through the day

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have

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you

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ever thought of me

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while you are, you know.

209
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What, mom?

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You know.

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While I'm masturbating?

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Truth or dare?

213
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Dare.

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I dare you to touch my pee -pee.

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Come on, it doesn't count.

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00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:43,320
Well, I did it. You're done.

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No, I wasn't.

218
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Seriously?

219
00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:42,670
I had to do that.

220
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I was just there. I had to do it.

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Just there.

222
00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:01,890
Wait,

223
00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:05,870
I'm supposed to...

224
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Am I supposed to go or are you supposed
to go?

225
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,660
I'm confused now.

226
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,120
Wait, no. I'm supposed to say it.

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Do the dare.

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There.

229
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I dare you to sit on my lap.

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Is that so?

231
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Yeah, that's what I dare. What are you
gonna do if I do?

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There they are.

233
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,880
No, I just touched her boobs.

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00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,840
This one's way better.